Ellie's Column

"Hello Mudduh....Hello Fadduh"

 

    Kamp Kanakuk is considered by many experts (kids), to be the best Christian camp in the country. And they should know. Thousands of them have passed through there every summer since 1925, so there is a quite extensive alumni list. It’s a high energy, high adventure, high profile kind of place and their motto is “I’m Third.” The Director of the camp, Dr. Joe White, has written a book called Life Training and that’s exactly what goes on at Kanakuk. We heard him speak at Focus on the Family’s “Life on the Edge” seminar for teens and their parents and were very moved by this powerful, yet humble man of God. Frank and I heard so many rave reviews, we finally looked into it. Great website, great facilities, great staff, great reputation. Even Max Lucado wrote very lovingly about Kamp Kanakuk.

        On July 21st, we put Paris and Jordan on a plane to Branson, Missouri for what we hoped would be the greatest adventure of their lives. They were so excited as they boarded the plane and Capri was equally excited about being an only child for two whole weeks. Hugs and kisses and reminders and warnings and promises and they were off. Frank couldn’t believe I cried.  Men…

        That was a Saturday. Weeks earlier, we were assigned a Username and a Password to enter the “Parents Place” once we visited their website. I assumed (you know what happens when you assume), that if we had E-Mail access, that the kids would have E-Mail access. Wrong. I assumed they could E-mail us daily since phone calls were not allowed. Wrong. I assumed I would hear from my little petunias during the first few days. Wrong. They left Saturday at noon and arrived at the camp Saturday night. No mail goes out on Sunday and the letters they wrote on Monday did not arrive until Thursday. I was not pleased. By Wednesday, I started to E-mail various “officials” at Kamp Kanakuk:

 

          Dear So and So,

          Could you please check to see if Paris and Jordan Lofaro are alive?

          I would greatly appreciate your immediate response.

          And could you please move more quickly than the Missouri mail?

          It seems very odd to me that the campers cannot return E-Mail.

          I really think you should change that policy. Makes no sense.

          

          In Jesus’ love,

          Ellie Lofaro   <><

 

        I shot this off to three or four people who were “in charge,” according to the website. Of course, I did not bother Dr. White--- I know my bounds.

They all responded by the next morning, bless their hearts. Paris and Jordan were doing just fine and one of them even spotted Paris “smiling big.” I felt some small comfort (very small), and that afternoon, I ran to the mailbox at the sound of the mail truck brakes. Capri followed close behind—It felt like a scene from an old war movie. There were three letters for me and Frank and two for Capri. Jackpot! I ripped mine open as if my next breath was to be found inside. I read Jordan’s letter first:

 

Dear Mom and Dad,

          Camp is great! We had church this morning in the woods and the speaker really made me think about God. We have a lot of fun activities and I’m learning a lot. The main thing I have learned is that I should always be third. (Jesus first, others second). I signed up for football and I made a lot of friends. They also have a lot of water sports at the lake, paintball, archery and other stuff. My cabin is great and the food is great. During free time, I am keeping up with my Bible reading. I really feel that I have gotten closer to God. I miss you guys soooo much. I think about you every day. I’ll tell you all the details when I get home. Sorry Mom, I am not keeping a journal.Our cabin is awesome. I have to go now. I love you. Thanks for sending me here.

 Bye.  Jordan

P.S. I definitely want to come back next year !!!.

 

It was Jordan’s first and last letter from Kamp Kanakuk. He was obviously a very fulfilled young man. On the other hand, Paris, (who aspires to sing and act in air conditioned venues), wrote once or twice each day. Her letters suggested that she was not a happy camper. Every one she wrote was quite similar to her first, with little variation:

 

Dear Mom and Dad,

       I miss you so much it’s not even funny! It’s so hot here and I can’t get clean. I have HAD IT with insects. If I ever become President, I will make them illegal. I am so sick of taking a shower only to get sweaty again!  I took the ropes course and got five big bug bites and a rope burn on my neck.  I had fun kayaking yesterday but I hated the dance class. Tubing was good. It rained very heavily today—a glorious downpour. There  was a sudden thunderstorm in the middle of the Bible study and I prayed really hard that it would be really serious so we would all have to be evacuated. I lost a sock and a white towel and I was starting to grow a unibrow, but fortunately, I found my tweezers. I saw Jordan. He seems pretty happy. I miss everyone soooo much and I can’t wait to come home! Is there any way I can leave sooner?Please???

 

 The Top Ten Things I Miss:

 

1.        Capri

2.        Mom and Dad

3.        feeling clean

4.        air conditioning

5.        Sprite

6.        my CD player

7.        television

8.        movies

9.        clean clothes

10.    a bug free environment         

 I’m out of stamps, paper and envelopes. Write soon and send some.

I’ve been reading my Bible, but I haven’t memorized any verses because it’s too hot.

Love and hugs and kisses,

Your dear but sweaty daughter Paris

P.S. Only eleven days left to go !!!

 

        I laughed as I read those two letters and I cried and I marveled at how kids who are growing up under the same roof can be so different. I shook my head in amazement. I wonder if God shakes His head at me some days. He sent me here on a most exciting adventure and I often make lists of what I’m forced  to deal with and what I don’t have. How grateful I have become for His mercy and grace. How I yearn to experience joy in every circumstance. How I covet the wisdom and understanding to count all things loss for the sake of the Gospel. I meditated a long while on the camp motto: “I’m Third.”

        Not quite yet, but I’m working on it, Lord. 

 

Proverbs 18:10
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